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Ebay Photo Claims Nicolas Cage is a Vampire

September 15th, 2011

A photo currently being sold in Ebay suggests proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire!

The photo of a Tennessee man, from the Thanatos Archives resembles Nicolas Cage in striking fashion. The "Nicolas Cage vampire photo" is in auction on eBay with a “Buy It Now” price of $1,000,000.

The seller who is a collector of antique memorial photos (Post-mortem photography), claims that the picture was taken in 1870 by a certain Professor G.B. Smith. He believes that Nicolas Cage is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years.

The Ebay seller jack_mord has 100% positive feedback from his ebay transactions. Jack_mord furhter adds that the Nicolas Cage Vampire photos are authentic 1860s-70s photograph and not manipulated or reproduced.

The Thanatos archive is a collection of Post-mortem photographs (memorial portraiture or memento mori) .